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个人介绍
Mildly retarded stud with all the right stuff (except the goiter and raging bunyans)
short, ample and ugly but I have a great personality, if you can deal with the lying, drama, chronic masturbation, and occassional cruelty to animals (some critters have it coming). I may be homeless but home is were the heart is
Someone who is hot and horny and also sweet, and woudn't mind posting my bail, shaving my back, or handle my haliotosis, alcohol and cigarette breath or get freaked out about my feet (they're not purty ladies).You might all be surprised how hot I really am in person, if a girl is willing to look beneath the surface. The hard, scaly, surface.
short, ample and ugly but I have a great personality, if you can deal with the lying, drama, chronic masturbation, and occassional cruelty to animals (some critters have it coming). I may be homeless but home is were the heart is
Someone who is hot and horny and also sweet, and woudn't mind posting my bail, shaving my back, or handle my haliotosis, alcohol and cigarette breath or get freaked out about my feet (they're not purty ladies).You might all be surprised how hot I really am in person, if a girl is willing to look beneath the surface. The hard, scaly, surface.
