Hello you lovely people.
Tall, Blue eyes, own hair and teeth. I've never paid to get laid and I'm not starting now. BUT. I've got a 10" tongue and can breathe through my ears! ;) I just love to do anything a lady requires, apart from pain. Sorry, but spanking and stuff is too wierd. Life is crap so bed should be ecstasy to both participants.
Straight talking. Intelligent enough to do a crossword, or at least know what you're talking about. My big bugbear is people who spend all day on their phone. I don't have any preferences on age, race, size (draw the line at Martians though). If you're smiling, I'm happy. x