个人介绍
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I am a dynamic figure,often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.I have been known to remodel train stations in my lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.I translate ethnic slurs to refugees,I write awardwinning operas,i manage time efficiently. Occasionaly I tred water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing,I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed,and I play the minute waltz in 45 seconds.I am an expert in plastering,a veteran in love and an Outlaw in Peru.Using an Onion and large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of army ants.I play classical celoo, was scouted by Man Utd, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.When bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden.I enjoy urban hangliding. If you like what you see,please get in touch.
good looking girl,kind heart,good sense of humour and great arse!!
I am a dynamic figure,often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.I have been known to remodel train stations in my lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.I translate ethnic slurs to refugees,I write awardwinning operas,i manage time efficiently. Occasionaly I tred water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing,I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed,and I play the minute waltz in 45 seconds.I am an expert in plastering,a veteran in love and an Outlaw in Peru.Using an Onion and large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of army ants.I play classical celoo, was scouted by Man Utd, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.When bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden.I enjoy urban hangliding. If you like what you see,please get in touch.
good looking girl,kind heart,good sense of humour and great arse!!
