I have many leather-bound books
I have the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound, I like to lay in green meadows filled with buttercups and dandelions, on a blanket spread out under the summer sun. I lay there feeding my thoughts on the sweet smells of the summer air and the warmth of the sun on my skin. I lay there, and I read Shakespeare with a kite string tied to my big toe.... but there's no kite attached to the other end of the kite string. I do this to confuse passersby while I lay in the lush green meadows. I also enjoy pushing a wooden hoop with a stick down dusty, dirt roads, and the quiet cobblestone streets of days long past..... however we have neither dusty, dirt roads nor quiet cobblestone streets here and so, alas, I am out of luck. I have been told I look like a combination of Howard Stern and Michael Moore, except I'm not quite as goodlooking as either. hahaha