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Ok, I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Well 1st of all, you need to be below 6’11” to read this. 2nd, you need to have 3 holes (at birth).not 2 holes and a pole. And is this like eBay? Got to describe what's already been done by others. Ok, here we go! Cute?...Yes! Sexy?... Yes! Rich?...Yes! Smart & funny?...Well 3 of 4 is a good start!. I'd say I'm the neatest, cleanest, most sweetest, end product of a fetus. I don't grow old & even if I do, I'm like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up! I'm so perfect, if I could rearrange the alphabets, “I” would be at the top. Job? Yes! I work in telecom & know that girls are like phones,like to be held and talked to,but if you press the wrong button you'll get cut. I do believe in love,dragons,good men & other fantasy creatures. Importantly, I'm willing to share the remote! Hobbies? Out of the usual, love barbeques. No!I didn't barbeque your pet pig. Was already on fire while I was chasing him.Sickness? No!I don't suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it
Looks don’t count but you must have a bitchin' bod& be less than 30.Ok,over 30 if you have a bitchin' bod. After all beauty fades, dumb is forever. And as light travels faster than sound, I've figured why people appear bright until they speak. I'm lookin for Ms Hilarious(as Ms Right doesn’t exist)for a relationship no strings attached(unless it's Gstrings) & Drug n' DD free(only applies to those below 85).Don’t need your money; I'm not some cheap tart selling my skills. Not looking for a princess; mine took the wrong turn, got lost & was too stubborn to ask for directions. And for your own sake, rather than your unmentionables please put up a face pic on display; I need to see what I'll be "doin" in the dark...ok a body shot will do only if you've got somethin I've not already seen n' done. I'm a standard member knowing you're smart enough to know what to do.We'd make a perfect pair: I've got the brains; you've got the body
Well 1st of all, you need to be below 6’11” to read this. 2nd, you need to have 3 holes (at birth).not 2 holes and a pole. And is this like eBay? Got to describe what's already been done by others. Ok, here we go! Cute?...Yes! Sexy?... Yes! Rich?...Yes! Smart & funny?...Well 3 of 4 is a good start!. I'd say I'm the neatest, cleanest, most sweetest, end product of a fetus. I don't grow old & even if I do, I'm like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up! I'm so perfect, if I could rearrange the alphabets, “I” would be at the top. Job? Yes! I work in telecom & know that girls are like phones,like to be held and talked to,but if you press the wrong button you'll get cut. I do believe in love,dragons,good men & other fantasy creatures. Importantly, I'm willing to share the remote! Hobbies? Out of the usual, love barbeques. No!I didn't barbeque your pet pig. Was already on fire while I was chasing him.Sickness? No!I don't suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it
Looks don’t count but you must have a bitchin' bod& be less than 30.Ok,over 30 if you have a bitchin' bod. After all beauty fades, dumb is forever. And as light travels faster than sound, I've figured why people appear bright until they speak. I'm lookin for Ms Hilarious(as Ms Right doesn’t exist)for a relationship no strings attached(unless it's Gstrings) & Drug n' DD free(only applies to those below 85).Don’t need your money; I'm not some cheap tart selling my skills. Not looking for a princess; mine took the wrong turn, got lost & was too stubborn to ask for directions. And for your own sake, rather than your unmentionables please put up a face pic on display; I need to see what I'll be "doin" in the dark...ok a body shot will do only if you've got somethin I've not already seen n' done. I'm a standard member knowing you're smart enough to know what to do.We'd make a perfect pair: I've got the brains; you've got the body
