No crazy chicks! please
I’m a selfish prick. Good looking. Successful. Thin, toned body. Young enough to do it and old enough to do it right. I don’t smoke, I’m lots of fun but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also, I’m intelligent and well educated and don’t care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want, but you’ve probably figured that out already.
If I had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this: Handsome, cultured, intellectual… with a big dick. Marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman in longterm committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous, for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestige area or beachfront property. Multi orgasm training included at no charge.