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Well...so glad ya asked! I may look an ordinary man, but when I start pulling out my ninja skills of Idon'tknowasinglekaratemoveness and pull out some pizza...well, that's when the party gets started!I can also pull out my magic Master's Student skills for avoiding danger, as well as my magical pan drum...ya know, the one that makes mice plug their ears.
Well...in an ideal situation, I wouldn't be really looking for anything inside of a partner. I mean...what situations would I do that? A game of Doctor gone awry, where my watch winds up somewhere in their stomach? Not my idea of a fun date.However, the main thing that attracts me to someone is their intellect. Even if only for a one night stand, it's hard for me to get excited about a girl if she makes me want to throw my head into a wall. Good sense of humor is incredibly important too! As is a superpower...Lookswise...really, it's pointless to put guidelines on looks IMHO. To say I'm looking solely for people with a certain eye color, weight, facial structure, etc. is to remove a great amount of the rest of the world's beauty from my sight. Twould be a pity, ya?Let me put it this way...if you'd like to message me, go for it! I'm pretty much betting that I'd love to talk to you.
Well...so glad ya asked! I may look an ordinary man, but when I start pulling out my ninja skills of Idon'tknowasinglekaratemoveness and pull out some pizza...well, that's when the party gets started!I can also pull out my magic Master's Student skills for avoiding danger, as well as my magical pan drum...ya know, the one that makes mice plug their ears.
Well...in an ideal situation, I wouldn't be really looking for anything inside of a partner. I mean...what situations would I do that? A game of Doctor gone awry, where my watch winds up somewhere in their stomach? Not my idea of a fun date.However, the main thing that attracts me to someone is their intellect. Even if only for a one night stand, it's hard for me to get excited about a girl if she makes me want to throw my head into a wall. Good sense of humor is incredibly important too! As is a superpower...Lookswise...really, it's pointless to put guidelines on looks IMHO. To say I'm looking solely for people with a certain eye color, weight, facial structure, etc. is to remove a great amount of the rest of the world's beauty from my sight. Twould be a pity, ya?Let me put it this way...if you'd like to message me, go for it! I'm pretty much betting that I'd love to talk to you.
