1 small step 4 man...
Athletic, articulate, discreet, handsome and horny. After that, pretty much an average bloke: I play rugby, drink beer, complain about government and get pissed off at paying tax. Although I do like red wine and restaurants, and would like to order "miscellaneous fetishes" one day and see what the waitress comes up with, ha.
Umm, someone who's breathing. Er, that'll do for a start. Probably have to think about it a bit more for a while, ha. Actually,...no one too weird, thx. At least determine what gender you are before you msg me. But then again, although I had the greatest respect for Mother Theresa, whilst she was alive, at no time would I have considered fucking her either.