They aren't all taken.
Conversationally, I am a thoughtful, eloquent guy. At 30, I deliver my words with the kind of selfawareness that one might expect from someone nearing a third decade of life, having survived the perils of personal development in my teens and twenties, emerging on the other side as smart and wellrounded. I am affable, grounded, and exceptionally honest. I love college football and MMA, and spend my days working for the US Government.