Man with wooden leg,
I like ice cream and running naked in public. I'm a risk taker, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks, but beneath this grey exterior beats a passionate heart, the heart of a lover not a fighter, someone who loves to hobble with pride.
Real women who know what to do with my toe. No drop dead gorgeous babes. Very important that you have no sense of humour, I hate being laughed at. You must be prepared to accept me for who I am not what I am, no more time wasters please.