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个人介绍
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write awardwinning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days at a time.I woo women with my sensuous and divine trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty Minute Brownies in just under twentyone minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious fire ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries and technical reports. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back yard.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy and burlap evening wear. I don't perspire. Children love me.I can hurl axes at small moving objects with deadly precision. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Bangladesh, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I bungy jump from airplanes. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write awardwinning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days at a time.I woo women with my sensuous and divine trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty Minute Brownies in just under twentyone minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious fire ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries and technical reports. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back yard.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy and burlap evening wear. I don't perspire. Children love me.I can hurl axes at small moving objects with deadly precision. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Bangladesh, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I bungy jump from airplanes. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
