Being me isn't illegal, but maybe it should be.
I'm totally smokin' hott. Would I have the ID that I gave myself, if I wasn't? Ladies, when I lick your clit before we fuck, we are both gonna cum bigtime. In addition, I can give you a professionallike massage, including your neck, back, legs, and yes, EVEN your feet.
An attractive, sexy, funloving woman, who loves to suck and fuck. Beautiful tits; erect clit and erect nipples are a plus. Extra credit for being a squirter.