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个人资料
- 性别
- 男
- 找
- 女
- 国家
- 美国
- 位置
- 加利福尼亚州, Sacramento
- 婚恋状态
- 离婚
- 身高
- 5 ft 6 in / 168-170 cm
- 体型
- 丰满
- 种族
- 白人
- 宗教信仰
- 私信问我
- 职业
- 私信问我
个人介绍
Your own very hobbit...
In the great concrete shire of Rancho Cordova, there lives a humble, handsome hobbit by the name of Patrick, or Patty O'Baggins as his friends often call him.Patrick is brighteyed and quick witted, with a big heart and a small penis. No, seriously. It's really tiny.He has great artistic talents and a love of film and classic rock. Because he's kind of old, yanno. In human years, he's 34, which in hobbit years is like...eleventyeight.He also has a penchant for spilling, at minimum, one glass of water per day. No one has discovered the truth behind this phenomenon. Nobody cares to. It is exciting to wait for the inevitable moment he tips icecold liquid all over his sack (which, in contrast to his penis, is rather bulbous), and it is marvelously funny when the moment finally arrives.Patty O'Baggins is the most loyal friend a human, dwarf, orc, or elf could ever have. But no trolls. Trolls are gross. And by trolls I mean ugly chicks.
Maybe it would be better if we went over who Patty would NOT like to meet:*Again, no liars. Lest ye suffer the wrath of the bat.*No squares. You've got to be able to let loose and have a good time.*No skanky bitches. I don't mind being this blunt. You broads are a dime a dozen. Kindly go give your herpes to someone else.*Dumbasses. Patrick has a severe allergic reaction to dumbasses. He breaks out in to hives and gets all itchy. It's not cute.Patty O'Baggins is one of the most accepting folks you'll ever meet. As long as you don't suck.
In the great concrete shire of Rancho Cordova, there lives a humble, handsome hobbit by the name of Patrick, or Patty O'Baggins as his friends often call him.Patrick is brighteyed and quick witted, with a big heart and a small penis. No, seriously. It's really tiny.He has great artistic talents and a love of film and classic rock. Because he's kind of old, yanno. In human years, he's 34, which in hobbit years is like...eleventyeight.He also has a penchant for spilling, at minimum, one glass of water per day. No one has discovered the truth behind this phenomenon. Nobody cares to. It is exciting to wait for the inevitable moment he tips icecold liquid all over his sack (which, in contrast to his penis, is rather bulbous), and it is marvelously funny when the moment finally arrives.Patty O'Baggins is the most loyal friend a human, dwarf, orc, or elf could ever have. But no trolls. Trolls are gross. And by trolls I mean ugly chicks.
Maybe it would be better if we went over who Patty would NOT like to meet:*Again, no liars. Lest ye suffer the wrath of the bat.*No squares. You've got to be able to let loose and have a good time.*No skanky bitches. I don't mind being this blunt. You broads are a dime a dozen. Kindly go give your herpes to someone else.*Dumbasses. Patrick has a severe allergic reaction to dumbasses. He breaks out in to hives and gets all itchy. It's not cute.Patty O'Baggins is one of the most accepting folks you'll ever meet. As long as you don't suck.
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