Don't laugh, I seriously need help!
Extremely witty (especially when I am off my valium tablets), quite virile (except when I forget my viagra) a real romantic guy (except when I am awake), love to travel (especially first class), the life of the party (after everybody goes home), when I speak those listening hang on every word (did I mention my lisp), my eyes are a piercing blue (especially the glass one when the sunshine is shining) and I am just crazy about life (except when I am on my medication) Seriously, just looking for somebody with a great (weird) sense of humour
A sexy woman, super rich, screams with delight whenever I suggest we make love, insists on paying for everything, loves to cook and iron, brags to my mates about what a great lover I am. No need to send an application, I happy to meet you for coffee, or at your place, the bus station, library, anywhere...