Take it deep.
I'm a guy who loves sex, but just can't seem to get any lately. I'm hilarious, and actor, and might be going into stand up comedy. Extremely spontaneous and random, but I care deeply about those I get close too. Drop a line if you wanna get to know me a bit better.
Preferably a girl that can keep up with my humor and my outrageous randoms. A girl that weighs less than I do because let's face it, you can't get hard to someone you're not attracted to, and I'm not attracted to women who are heavier than me. It's not shallow, it's the truth. Look through the glass and see what's inside. You'll see a whole store waiting for you. That's all I gots to say.