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pointless winking?? it bores me :(
long drk hair wiv beeg hazel eyz. 5ft3 wee munchkin who can only claim 2b cute in a garden gnome kinda way. Trying 2 get fit after a mega toblerone addiction (recovering addict noo after doing the hole toblerones annon bit etc).Need sum1 wi big rolling pin 2 roll n mould me arse bak in2 shape. 1 tattoo n 2 nose piercings. crazy gal luv 2 laff n listen 2 sounds wi m8s, chill out, toke the nite away n take the piss outa evry1 including meeeeeeee !!! got personality bigger than me ars is rite now n will keep all amused wi fun n surreal/intelligent chats.And the santa hat?? Wore it wi bikers jacket, jeans n ma big muckle monkey slippers over 2 the chinkys at easter time in the pissin rain dont think any1 noticed anythin unusual, seemed 2 blend in wi the locals quite well n even got wished a confused Merry Xmas of a few pissed folk so all good.
has 2b Alexander the Meerkat mincing about ma house makin wee neurotic comments about everything. Failin that sum1 whose chilled out wiv bizzare sense of humour n easy going nature 2 cope wiv MEEEEEEEEE. prefer guys taller than me cos im tiny. Nice arms, armpits n feet a MUST..!! wood like 2 meet a fellow toker as im not a drinker maself. thats it bored typing noooooooo. hope all is hanging as it shood boys. ciao xx
long drk hair wiv beeg hazel eyz. 5ft3 wee munchkin who can only claim 2b cute in a garden gnome kinda way. Trying 2 get fit after a mega toblerone addiction (recovering addict noo after doing the hole toblerones annon bit etc).Need sum1 wi big rolling pin 2 roll n mould me arse bak in2 shape. 1 tattoo n 2 nose piercings. crazy gal luv 2 laff n listen 2 sounds wi m8s, chill out, toke the nite away n take the piss outa evry1 including meeeeeeee !!! got personality bigger than me ars is rite now n will keep all amused wi fun n surreal/intelligent chats.And the santa hat?? Wore it wi bikers jacket, jeans n ma big muckle monkey slippers over 2 the chinkys at easter time in the pissin rain dont think any1 noticed anythin unusual, seemed 2 blend in wi the locals quite well n even got wished a confused Merry Xmas of a few pissed folk so all good.
has 2b Alexander the Meerkat mincing about ma house makin wee neurotic comments about everything. Failin that sum1 whose chilled out wiv bizzare sense of humour n easy going nature 2 cope wiv MEEEEEEEEE. prefer guys taller than me cos im tiny. Nice arms, armpits n feet a MUST..!! wood like 2 meet a fellow toker as im not a drinker maself. thats it bored typing noooooooo. hope all is hanging as it shood boys. ciao xx
