It's like a schlong only longer.
First of all, I'M STRAIGHT! No fricken butt nuts!I'm big, I'm bald, and I'm bad. I'm 38 years old and I live in Yucaipa, California. I'm very athletic and love being outdoors. I'm funny and I'm also very easy going. I have an unquenchable thirst for sex, but I won't do anyone with underwear bigger than mine.