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- 男
- 找
- 女
- 国家
- 美国
- 位置
- 南卡罗来纳州, Greenville
- 婚恋状态
- 单身
- 身高
- 6 ft 2 in / 189-190 cm
- 体型
- 丰满
- 种族
- 白人
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个人介绍
Average Suburbanite Slob
" I like football and porno and books about war...But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested...Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,hotf****n'pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and allleather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around inthat baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the oldfashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' downthose greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a g****mn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two wordsnuclear f****n' weapons, OK?" Denis Leary
"That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and s**t? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!""Denis Leary
" I like football and porno and books about war...But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested...Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,hotf****n'pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and allleather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around inthat baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the oldfashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' downthose greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a g****mn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two wordsnuclear f****n' weapons, OK?" Denis Leary
"That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and s**t? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!""Denis Leary
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