Just pretend I wrote something that makes you think I am interesting.
You have conquered, and I yield. Yet, henceforward you are also deaddead to the world, to heaven, and to hope! In me did you exist and in my death, see by this image which is your own, how utterly you have murdered yourself. Ok, so I'm Paul. I'm a little bit different from most people. I won't go into detail though. Suffice to say that I am an autodidact pollymath. Not that you care, I am here for one thing. Sex, and I don't like to pick up chicks at the bar, so this is one of the means I use to fullfill my desires. If we do meet up, you should be prepared to stay for a few hours, I'm no minute man. Bonus points if you can tell me whom I quoted above^