Frequent Flyer Looking for Frequent Attendants
I'm an egotistical, selfish prick who wears Smurf underpants inside out. I live in a small cardboard box (handed down thru the generations), and I drive a unicycle powered by a steamengine.
All you fine ladies may have noticed I am unmarried. 'Tis true, though I do have high standards. You must be rich and willing to buy me a Ferrari FXX. If you know which model that is, you've just scored 2 bonus points. You must currently be a supermodel and also willing to regularly remind me how much you enjoy getting spanked.