Well to be honest as a male, I'm asking the same questions. I'm thinking it would be exciting to step outside of my comfort zone and try new things. . . I'm thinking that I'd like to explore sex in almost every way possible. . . I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other ads.
So here it is short and sweet. I'm looking for a woman who is either already in a relationship or who isn't looking to settle down into a new one. Yes I am looking for a friend with benefits. Mutual benefits.
Yes. I am attached. So why am I on here looking for a woman? Well, it's simple really. I have an un-adventurous partner when it comes to any type of sex.
Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people -- those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
Look if I sound crazy enough that you might like to meet me then let me buy you a cup of coffee and we can see where it goes from there.