个人介绍
Behind blue eyes
I'm supposed to describe myself here. Well it is hard, very hard......(no, not that, but I like the way that you think!) to be objective or honest when describing myself. But I'll try. I am an active male (surfs regularly with TV remote?) and am fitter than I look (overweight?). I try to exercise most days (lifting beers?). I love to travel (bed to sofa to refrigerator…. someplace exotic…. laundry room?). I am not afraid to cry at movies (when a Porsche get destroyed?). I am gainfully employed working outdoors (prison chain gang?) I am usually shy in new situations (drink to get comfortable?). Seven warning signs are now in front of you and you are still reading. I see that you don't scare easily. You must love a good train wreck as well. Actually if you ignore my twisted interpretations of personal ads, I have pretty much described myself. I keep active with competitive volleyball in the winter. In the summer I hike, camp, and tour on my motorcycle. No I am not a beer swilling, potbellied, bearded, tattooed, Harley riding biker. No ink or piercings on this body. As one of my favorite poets said “I'm just an ordinary average guy My friends are all boring And so am I”
What am I looking for in a partner? Since I'm limited to 1500 characters here I'll have to edit my list. I'm looking for a blond, blue eyed, young, attractive, nublie, openminded, nymphet, with……. Whoa, hold on, do I look like a dirty old man or what? My brain must have tuned into the primal male basic instinct there for a moment. I would like a woman who doesn’t laugh when I tell her my nickname is Inch or Pee Wee. (The boys down at the senior’s center pool can be sooo cruel!)In reality what I’m looking for is a woman in the same situation as I. Not getting any at home, but doesn’t want to change her home situation. I would like to feel again the butterflies that come with an anticipated afternoon of delight. I am looking for someone for a longterm mutually beneficial relationship.
I'm supposed to describe myself here. Well it is hard, very hard......(no, not that, but I like the way that you think!) to be objective or honest when describing myself. But I'll try. I am an active male (surfs regularly with TV remote?) and am fitter than I look (overweight?). I try to exercise most days (lifting beers?). I love to travel (bed to sofa to refrigerator…. someplace exotic…. laundry room?). I am not afraid to cry at movies (when a Porsche get destroyed?). I am gainfully employed working outdoors (prison chain gang?) I am usually shy in new situations (drink to get comfortable?). Seven warning signs are now in front of you and you are still reading. I see that you don't scare easily. You must love a good train wreck as well. Actually if you ignore my twisted interpretations of personal ads, I have pretty much described myself. I keep active with competitive volleyball in the winter. In the summer I hike, camp, and tour on my motorcycle. No I am not a beer swilling, potbellied, bearded, tattooed, Harley riding biker. No ink or piercings on this body. As one of my favorite poets said “I'm just an ordinary average guy My friends are all boring And so am I”
What am I looking for in a partner? Since I'm limited to 1500 characters here I'll have to edit my list. I'm looking for a blond, blue eyed, young, attractive, nublie, openminded, nymphet, with……. Whoa, hold on, do I look like a dirty old man or what? My brain must have tuned into the primal male basic instinct there for a moment. I would like a woman who doesn’t laugh when I tell her my nickname is Inch or Pee Wee. (The boys down at the senior’s center pool can be sooo cruel!)In reality what I’m looking for is a woman in the same situation as I. Not getting any at home, but doesn’t want to change her home situation. I would like to feel again the butterflies that come with an anticipated afternoon of delight. I am looking for someone for a longterm mutually beneficial relationship.
