I am required to wear shoes.
I like throwing things, such as small rocks or sticks. But I don't throw them at people. I like going to parties, but only if there are other people there, such as women or men. I don't wear a hat, but it's okay, because I don't have one.
Someone with sexy ass feet clad in sexy ass open toed high heel shoes and connected to sexy ass legs. Though the legs don't have to be all that long.