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Nap time??? READ THE PROFILE
I have realized how much I like writing and rewriting my profiles and responding to silly messages. It has become a way to share my sarcasm with everyone.My preferences..... ( a little about me)Dogs to catsMayonaise not Miracle whipThere is no purpose for Decaf coffeeI absolutely will not ingest fatfree cheese, sour cream, mayonaise or salad dressing...YUCK!!!!Plastic surgery is better than the gym ( but I cant stand to see implants and bad dental care )If I had $5 to my name, I would rather have cigarettes than foodVacations to places that are sunny and warmDance clubs not sports barsYou will get blown off for Girls Night outVodka has tons of nutritional valueQuestions that involve a "yes" or "no" answerAction and comedies not dramas and love storiesSomeone of you don't like my humor and wish that I didn't have standards...I am sorry if I offend you..IF YOUR PROFILE STATES THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX WITH A MAN, AND YOU ARE A MAN...DON'T WASTE MY TIMEYou shouldn't ask a
I have realized how much I like writing and rewriting my profiles and responding to silly messages. It has become a way to share my sarcasm with everyone.My preferences..... ( a little about me)Dogs to catsMayonaise not Miracle whipThere is no purpose for Decaf coffeeI absolutely will not ingest fatfree cheese, sour cream, mayonaise or salad dressing...YUCK!!!!Plastic surgery is better than the gym ( but I cant stand to see implants and bad dental care )If I had $5 to my name, I would rather have cigarettes than foodVacations to places that are sunny and warmDance clubs not sports barsYou will get blown off for Girls Night outVodka has tons of nutritional valueQuestions that involve a "yes" or "no" answerAction and comedies not dramas and love storiesSomeone of you don't like my humor and wish that I didn't have standards...I am sorry if I offend you..IF YOUR PROFILE STATES THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX WITH A MAN, AND YOU ARE A MAN...DON'T WASTE MY TIMEYou shouldn't ask a
