Santa seeks friends w / benefits
And NO I don't just come once a year. Short, Fat, Bald and Ugly. So Horney the crack of dawn better beware of me. I love to dine at the "Y". I'm seeking a friends with benefits, a come and go relationship. After we both come a few times then one of us can go.
I want a Blind, Mute Nymphomaniac with an itch that needs constant scrathing with no strings attached.