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HeavyUnda 34岁, 男, 住在亚利桑那

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个人资料

性别
国家
美国
位置
亚利桑那, Glendale
婚恋状态
单身
身高
6 ft 2 in / 189-190 cm
体型
健美
种族
混血
宗教信仰
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职业
工程师/技术人才

个人介绍

Everyone on this site is fake, if not prove me wrong!
I'm straight chill, very blunt and sarcastic at the same time and most people don't ever really catch on so they get pissed off. Hopefully yall can take a joke. I also tell it like it is, I don't lie cuz that'd be wasting my time to try and come up w/ something good and believable. I don't waste time, I just procrastinate. They say time is of the essence, that's why I don't wear a watch! My friends think I'm crazy, my family and pretty much everyone else I meet, but I'm just misunderstood. Ya, I'm wild at times, loud and obnoxious other times, extremely spontaneous and random, I'm always day dreaming, and sometimes I say stupid things and have even annoyed myself. Like right now, but honestly...Who hasn't?! I do have morals and will always open a door for a lady. Not to mention I'm into deep intelligent conversations..along w/ the I have no clue what I'm talking about but it was funny ones too! Kind of like now! I live life to the fullest everyday.
Holy High Hell and everything in between...if you think that last autobiography was long you're in for a treat! Actually...I'll make it quite simple, if you read what I said about me you kinda caught a glimpse(like getting punched in the eye)of what I'm NOT looking for. Oh and I HATE DRAMA!!! I will not talk to anyone who likes to cause this or seems to feed off of it. I'm pretty picky, but w/ all the lil scandilous heathen wretched wenches I've dated...I should be. First off...yes attitude is everything, infact the most important thing but, I'm not gonna be w/ a girl that I can't stand to look at or not want to be seen w/. So looks plays a major role as well. And yes Hygiene is big..I can't be w/ a girl who let's herself go and has flies swarming her. Oh and girls...if you have more hair on your crotch than my armpits, we have a problem. Other than that...well let's put it this way, I'll let ya know!