I'm a match to you or better
Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes...heck, I even have TWO of them! I'm well educated and talented musically. I also have impossibly high standards, but, then again, maybe I'll give you a shot...
There are only three simple criteria: 1) You must be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, either past or present. 2) You must speak 12 foreign languages. Sorry, Esperanto doesn't count as a real language. 3) You must be a flight attendant for KLM Royal Dutch Airlines. Hawaiian Airlines will be also strongly considered. If you match these characteristics, then, by all means, let me know!