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Drunk Sex is the best
What would it be like to be with a sensitive guy like me. Picture yourself folding my laundry with a black eye. You have a sad look on your face because you know that you'll never get dinner ready in time and that means I'll blacken the other eye. I want loads of sex and contacts. You can be my designated driver to Buckeye games, cook for me, and clean my pipes. If you would like to get bombed too, we'll take a cab. No crying or psychos.
Looking for nonfat sexy bimbos who love to swallow. Not afraid to have fun or do my dishes. Must love dogs, especially ones who smell their pee pees when they're nervous. If your weight is higher than my IQ, then please keep yourself to yourself. Trust me. I am being more than generous here.
What would it be like to be with a sensitive guy like me. Picture yourself folding my laundry with a black eye. You have a sad look on your face because you know that you'll never get dinner ready in time and that means I'll blacken the other eye. I want loads of sex and contacts. You can be my designated driver to Buckeye games, cook for me, and clean my pipes. If you would like to get bombed too, we'll take a cab. No crying or psychos.
Looking for nonfat sexy bimbos who love to swallow. Not afraid to have fun or do my dishes. Must love dogs, especially ones who smell their pee pees when they're nervous. If your weight is higher than my IQ, then please keep yourself to yourself. Trust me. I am being more than generous here.
