If this is reality, give me none!
A little about myself: I live in an 1810 farmhouse which I built myself, including growing and felling all the trees. I am an internationally honored gourmet chef. Former Summer/Winter Olympian, you may have remembered some infamous footage of me on the ski jump. Independently wealthy from a Ponzi fund, I now spend time working with lepers when I can. I spin, card, weave, and sew my own organically grown clothes. I fly my own solar powered plane.
To me 'sexy' is an attitude. A raised eyebrow, sideways glance, and half smile in my direction as she walks up to be honored for her award in excellence; Feeling my inner thigh stroked gently as I'm ordering dinner while she's turned and talking to her mother; Flowers sent to my work. What do I find 'sexy' in lovemaking? Joy and celebration and embracing all senses to the fullest. Lighting and scents and music and oils and foodsSharing, talking and nontalking.