Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol!
Ohhhhh It is said that I'm a pretty fun guy when I'm sober.. n funnier guy! when m drunk.. Bartender get a drink for me...I'm not a villain or a superhero.. I'm just ma self...I was born into a wealthy family...but they put all of their eggs into one basket.... I was the one that fell out.....bartender..another round here... he said! WATCH IT THERE... you almost fell off the bar stool....it was me.....to hell you say...well it was nice meeting you...I will go home and drink some more...