Hey, you could do better...but not very...maybe.
Just ask. In general, I'm an athletic, cynical smartass with a heart of gold and a dash of artsyness. And since this is HornyMatches I'll just say yes I love sex, yes only with women, and no one has asked for their money back. Granted, nobody's paid me for it, but my point remains valid.
I'm up for anything and am not easily perturbed. I seen some crazy shit. So talk to me. I'm open to anything, be it romantic, sexy, or dirty. I'm a fan of all three equally. Chat me up, let me know what you like. I'll try anything, or at least enjoy talking to ya. Bring it on.