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- 美国
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- 加利福尼亚州, Westlake Village
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个人介绍
I'm very good with my fingers...
Well, holy crap! What am I even supposed to say here??Let's just compose some random fun filled facts, shall we?We shall:My hobbies include wakeboarding snowboarding snakeboarding, drinking alcohol, homework (bleh), and a very small amount of stand up.I believe it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. (Compliments of Tom Green. Unlike Carlos Mencia I cite my sources.)I believe anyone who doesn't like sex has never done it right. (Compliments of Neil Gaiman's "American Gods." I probably could have gotten away with not citing that resource, but decided to anyway.)I'm fascinated by way too many things, and still aspire to be way too many things, but right now I make my living as a Mentalist.Besides sleight of hand and psychology I've studied all kinds of crap to make my shows as entertaining as possible. I try to learn about many similar subjects in order to make my shows not suck. Some of these other pillars of knowledge include screenwriting, suggestion, showmanship, persuasion, stuff like that. So if you enjoy reading (or studying or practicing!) any crazy shit like that, let me know! I'd love to hear about it, I could talk for hours about that stuff. (I'm a nerd, I know.)Or if you'd just like to say what's up, that's fine too. But please don't be boring, because I would find that to be, well, boring. And boring is bad. Very bad...
I'm looking for a hotass betty that looks like Barbie and smokes like Marley. If you are intelligent, hilarious and indepent, and all those other adjectives bla bla bla... then we should talk.
Well, holy crap! What am I even supposed to say here??Let's just compose some random fun filled facts, shall we?We shall:My hobbies include wakeboarding snowboarding snakeboarding, drinking alcohol, homework (bleh), and a very small amount of stand up.I believe it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. (Compliments of Tom Green. Unlike Carlos Mencia I cite my sources.)I believe anyone who doesn't like sex has never done it right. (Compliments of Neil Gaiman's "American Gods." I probably could have gotten away with not citing that resource, but decided to anyway.)I'm fascinated by way too many things, and still aspire to be way too many things, but right now I make my living as a Mentalist.Besides sleight of hand and psychology I've studied all kinds of crap to make my shows as entertaining as possible. I try to learn about many similar subjects in order to make my shows not suck. Some of these other pillars of knowledge include screenwriting, suggestion, showmanship, persuasion, stuff like that. So if you enjoy reading (or studying or practicing!) any crazy shit like that, let me know! I'd love to hear about it, I could talk for hours about that stuff. (I'm a nerd, I know.)Or if you'd just like to say what's up, that's fine too. But please don't be boring, because I would find that to be, well, boring. And boring is bad. Very bad...
I'm looking for a hotass betty that looks like Barbie and smokes like Marley. If you are intelligent, hilarious and indepent, and all those other adjectives bla bla bla... then we should talk.
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