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Is honesty REALLY the best policy?? Let me know...!
UPDATE 28/4/2009 Well, I didnt get much success with the ladies on HM by telling the truth. It seems they may be sceptical of a tall, athletic Scotsman with a Conneryesque accent, successful career and semiretirement at the age of 32! So, my new tact is as follows.....I'm a short, probably balding man with missing teeth. I have a small penis that I wouldn't know what to do with if the opportunity ever arises (geddit?). I'm penniless and live in a dingy bedsit. I have a pet rat, Nigel. I don't get out much. I'm a real catchThere, I'm very confident that this new profile will make me irresistible to the fairer sex
Clean cute bodies and filthy minds required. Someone with intellect, humour and a fire in their eyes. I want to engage in a great conversation before getting physical
UPDATE 28/4/2009 Well, I didnt get much success with the ladies on HM by telling the truth. It seems they may be sceptical of a tall, athletic Scotsman with a Conneryesque accent, successful career and semiretirement at the age of 32! So, my new tact is as follows.....I'm a short, probably balding man with missing teeth. I have a small penis that I wouldn't know what to do with if the opportunity ever arises (geddit?). I'm penniless and live in a dingy bedsit. I have a pet rat, Nigel. I don't get out much. I'm a real catchThere, I'm very confident that this new profile will make me irresistible to the fairer sex
Clean cute bodies and filthy minds required. Someone with intellect, humour and a fire in their eyes. I want to engage in a great conversation before getting physical
