hassle free no strings no clings
let's get something straight for all the bitches... i am not looking for hookers. i'm looking for whores. big difference... i will not be leaving my credit card to get some pussy, if that's your game.. fuck you. i am looking for someone to suck my dick and pack my lunch... often and for free. i don't care if you think i'm sexist... you can go fuck yourself. my last name is ogden... google shane ogden... i like sex but i refuse to pay for it... again!! i like good stuff, fresh air, lots of rest, oatmeal, trailmix and punching people in the face. i've actually never done that but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night! if you like shaving farm animals and yelling at kids you'll love me!
i'm not really looking for anything except money and sex. anything else would be dishonest, and i've heard experts agree the key to a healthy relationship is honesty. so honestly, i just want money and sex... and a good relationship.. yeah, a good relationship.. he hee... almost forgot.