i dont fuck around...... unless of course youre into that
well im a lifelong soccer player, and i hope that impresses you. if not then i hope you enjoy a good sense of humour as much as i do, and a big thick dick. people think im black from the waist down, seriously. sex games are freakin great, and i love teasing, both recieving and doing the teasing. other than that youre beyond me and need to take a break you dirty dirty vixen.
sexy girls need not apply, theyre too fragile, i need at least 500 pounds to push around. but if youre REALLY hot, exceptions can be made. Long hair is great, like shoulder length or longer, and tans are a must, but not carrot colored tans, bright orange is for vegetables only. please be careful with your tanning club memberships ladies.