Muffdiver_cpl 45岁, 男, 住在Missouri
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- 性别
- 男
- 找
- 男和女
- 国家
- 美国
- 位置
- Missouri, Kansas City
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- 已婚
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个人介绍
Friends with Benefits
Adventurous, well educated couple looking for fun and new friends. We are both outgoing and a little silly. We're healthy, wellkept and pretty much always smell nice. We are not Ken and Barbie by a long shot but who'd want to have sex with all that plastic? It would surely chafe. We're not idiots, don't you be either. We like to talk...a lot. We like people that can respond accordingly to our humorous diatribes and witty banter. Woodcarving isn't our thing so if you're a bednotcher, you're probably NOT the couple for us. We like people that have an intimate relationship with both soap and toothpaste. They're our friends...we'd be happy to introduce you. Oh and drama.. yeah, 'bout that.. we don't do it. At all. Ever. Am I being too subtle?
We are looking for single bifemales or couples that we can be ourselves with. We like friends with benefits. Basically, we want nice, self respecting people who know how to say please and thank you, ask before they touch and can carry on a conversation about more than her tatas (which are fabulous, btw). ***We're not real swingers but we did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.***
Adventurous, well educated couple looking for fun and new friends. We are both outgoing and a little silly. We're healthy, wellkept and pretty much always smell nice. We are not Ken and Barbie by a long shot but who'd want to have sex with all that plastic? It would surely chafe. We're not idiots, don't you be either. We like to talk...a lot. We like people that can respond accordingly to our humorous diatribes and witty banter. Woodcarving isn't our thing so if you're a bednotcher, you're probably NOT the couple for us. We like people that have an intimate relationship with both soap and toothpaste. They're our friends...we'd be happy to introduce you. Oh and drama.. yeah, 'bout that.. we don't do it. At all. Ever. Am I being too subtle?
We are looking for single bifemales or couples that we can be ourselves with. We like friends with benefits. Basically, we want nice, self respecting people who know how to say please and thank you, ask before they touch and can carry on a conversation about more than her tatas (which are fabulous, btw). ***We're not real swingers but we did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.***