MysteryMajic 45岁, 男, 住在New Jersey
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- 美国
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- New Jersey, Somerset
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个人介绍
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Life's Lessons Chapter V 1. Soaking dishes isn't the same as cleaning them. 2. Don't skimp on bathroom tissues buy Charmin. 3. Hellmann's is the only mayo 4. The dishes don't walk themselves to the cabinets 5. Smoke alarm batteries die between 1 & 4 in the morning. 6. Her underwear is color coordinated he's just happy his underwear is clean 7. Give him a chance to notice and comment on clothes 8. A studfinder is a great housewarming gift 9. No matter how funny it is, don't ever point the remote at her & hit mute. 10. Don't wear shoes in the house it keeps the carpets like new. 11. She'll like his taste, till she moves in then, as you're furniture shopping, you'll find it was only great "for a single guy." 12. While the floor can catch crumbs, you need to sweep it every once in a while 13. If something seems weird, just ask don't assume the worst, if you really care about each other, it is probably a misinterpretation 14. Open bags of chips are not as tasty as new bags 15. Everything cannot be washed together, unless you don't mind pink tshirts 16. She can tell if you wash the decorative towels.
While I want Lust, I also want GFE... So my true desire is to be lustful with that one woman for fun, games, ups, downs, but always with a positive spin and attitude.
Life's Lessons Chapter V 1. Soaking dishes isn't the same as cleaning them. 2. Don't skimp on bathroom tissues buy Charmin. 3. Hellmann's is the only mayo 4. The dishes don't walk themselves to the cabinets 5. Smoke alarm batteries die between 1 & 4 in the morning. 6. Her underwear is color coordinated he's just happy his underwear is clean 7. Give him a chance to notice and comment on clothes 8. A studfinder is a great housewarming gift 9. No matter how funny it is, don't ever point the remote at her & hit mute. 10. Don't wear shoes in the house it keeps the carpets like new. 11. She'll like his taste, till she moves in then, as you're furniture shopping, you'll find it was only great "for a single guy." 12. While the floor can catch crumbs, you need to sweep it every once in a while 13. If something seems weird, just ask don't assume the worst, if you really care about each other, it is probably a misinterpretation 14. Open bags of chips are not as tasty as new bags 15. Everything cannot be washed together, unless you don't mind pink tshirts 16. She can tell if you wash the decorative towels.
While I want Lust, I also want GFE... So my true desire is to be lustful with that one woman for fun, games, ups, downs, but always with a positive spin and attitude.